~ How my newspaper delivery person can manage 50% of the time to make my paper land in an ant bed @@. Also on the subject of newspaper people, why they will double bag my paper almost every day EXCEPT for days that it rains. WTH is up with that? I called and asked the paper once and no one had an answer for me, lol.
~ What would possess someone to pull out in front of my car on a two lane road when there is like half a mile of NO traffic behind me.
~ How my kids survive on so little sleep. And also how *I survive on so little sleep!
~ Sleeveless turtlenecks. I mean, really.
~ Why automakers don't put one of those hot wire thingies from the rear defroster at the bottom of windshields to speed up defrosting your front windshield. Who do I have to write a letter to about that!?!?
~ How I can spend $200 a week on groceries and never have anything to eat in the house.
~ Doctors/nurses who warn you that (men can stop reading now if they're squeamish) checking your cervix might be uncomfortable (while you're in labor). Come ON. That's like saying the Biltmore is a pretty little cabin. They could at least be honest and tell you "this is going to hurt like a sonuvab*tch and you're going to hate me, but guess what? Worse things are coming!!!"
~ How I can be 99.5% certain that my children have morphed into little demons, yet they fall asleep and 5 seconds later I want to just eat them up in adoration! Bedtime SUCKS in this house right now, I know it will get better soon, and I am SO ready!
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I'm fairly certain our newspaper guy pours water INTO the bag, and then delivers the paper. And if he doesn't manage to drench it, the neighbor lady takes care of it when she waters her plants.
I have always wondered about the grocery shopping and never having anything good to eat too.
ditto on the grocery shopping!
Amen on the groceries and never having anything to eat....you ever think about how everyone ELSE'S food tastes so much better than yours?
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